10 Phrases Only Mexicans Say, Explained.

Me vale madres.

Literal translation: “I don’t care mothers”
What it actually means: I don’t give a fuck.

¡A huevo!

Literal translation: “To egg!”
What it actually means: HELL YES.

Está chido.

Literal translation: “????”
What it actually means: It’s cool.

No mames.

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me-la-pelas:

chinadelosojosnegros:

Lmao sounds like me 😶


SRSLYYYY
thisonebadbitch:

I want this lighter and I don’t even smoke!

muchacha-mala:

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

This is why I don’t date white men. Lol.

Timothy lmfao

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Los hermanos son los únicos enemigos por los cuales daríamos la vida.

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Hay amores que duran para siempre, aunque terminen. El Club de los corazones Solitarios (via divertissementamigos)

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itslatingirl:

instagram
el-clavo:

Hahahahah!
always-arousedxxx:

Perfectly you.
*trying to hold my dress down as you instinctively devour me*